maybe the lawyers forgot to talk t the webmaster....

http://linspire.com/lindows_products_license.php

Seems that yet again Tech Ed New Zealand will fill one of NZ's largest conference venues to capacity.

I'll be there! Will you? Let me know in the comments and we can catch up.... talk some politics and have a beer maybe.

The Keynote looks fantastic... a great surprise to pull out of the box... checkout what you're missing.

Deviating from the usual TechEd keynote, we are very pleased to bring you Dr. Joseph MacInnis, one of the world's foremost explorers and innovative thinkers. Dr MacInnis was the first man to dive under the North Pole, was a consultant to the Titanic discovery team and the discoverer of the world's most northern shipwreck.

http://pluralsight.com/blogs/mike/archive/2004/05/25/415.aspx

at least I think it's funny.

Was wandering around the Green Party Website today as stumbled upon their 'Spokesperson for Rainbow Issues' Mr Richard Davies...

Reckons he has

five degrees from Cambridge, Oxford & London Universities (BA, MA, Dip Th, Dip Ed, Dip ESOL).

Methinks that Mr Davies might do well to enrol in a 'How to tell the difference between a degree and a diploma' course. By my reckoning he's still a few short of his five. Maybe he can scrounge a few more of the back of an Organic Cereal Box somewhere...

... and what's all this Rainbow shit! Why can't they just call it like it is- it's gay rights! Good on them for having a spokesperson on it but 'Rainbow Issues'!?! Give us a break!

You know, that funky search tool that Microsoft just purchased....

get it here

http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=09b835ee-16e5-4961-91b8-2200ba31ea37&displaylang=en

Compare the Sue Kedgely release

With the Official Food Safety Authority release

She is a fruitloop! I'm too busy working to really have a decent go at all of her claims but to take but one:

Even then, mussels and oysters were found to contain elevated levels of heavy metals such as arsenic, cadmium and lead.

Seafoods have always and will always have high levels of these metals because the environment in which they live has high levels of those metals as a result of quite natural phenomena. Even the Greenie web sites note this.

Grrrrrr......

Such good content but no bloody capital letters!

http://tatochip.com/archive/2004/07/19/2678.aspx

http://www.brains-N-brawn.com

Chris Johnson is raving about his Smartphone2 (Qtek 8080).... all I can say is DITTO...

My Pocket PCs stay on my desk these days...

Sometime soon I'll post my grumbles about the Smartphone platform... but, I could NEVER in 1,000,000 years go back to haveing a dumbphone for a mobile....

When pretty much everything sounds fantastic... Trance sounds the most fantastic...

We drew the curtains and darkened the room. Justin played for hours. Dreamily I would once in a while say things like, "Could you do the 2nd Area again? That's my favorite."

After many of my langorous gasps and moans, we stopped playing, and tried to analyze the gameplay experience. "I don't know exactly what the game designers intended with that trance vibrator thing - but it had to be this, right?"

http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html

A very cool 'Your Potential Our Passion' Flash app from MS.

http://www.microsoft.com/mscorp/innovation/yourpotential/main.html

I have mixed feelings about the 'Your Potential Our Passion' thing.... I really love it as a feel good marketing series and cncept but it's been overused in silly places here in NZ... Like playing the advert at a rugby match...... what a waste. But this flash app is VERY cool..... love to know who did it and what they spent on it? No hints in the code unfortunatly.... :-(
It even has subtitles for disability accesibility!

Check out this piccie of a fully frozen PC still running Windows!.... I used to do a lot of work with these industrial style PCs... VERY cool shot.
http://blogs.msdn.com/mcreasy/archive/2004/07/13/181857.aspx

No time to rip all your CD's? LoadPod will do it for you!  (Assuming you have an iPod and at least 50 CDs and are willing to pay $1.50 a CD and live in an area they service - which now includes Seattle).
http://blogs.msdn.com/mcreasy/archive/2004/07/13/181868.aspx
Now what I want to know is will they rip Vinyl!... that's what I want done!.... Thinking about hiring a student to do it!

That is all... back to work for me!

David Farrar has it here...

Gives new meaning to the T-Shirt I found.

Those two can come get ripping drunk with me any day!

... and a bloody good thing it is too....

As a frequent traveler, the integrity of the passport system is fundamental to my not getting dicked around at customs. I'd like the NZ passport to remain one of the best passports to travel on and to do that we need to be tough with cheeky buggers like these two.

http://www.scoop.co.nz/mason/stories/PA0407/S00271.htm

Seems like most countries have a Watermelon party.... Green on the outside and red in the middle....

Here is former Social Credit pinup boy Rod Donald and Watermelon MP;

Yesterday's announcement that the Electrolux factory in Christchurch is shifting to Australia, with the loss of 150 jobs, is a reminder that our manufacturers need nurturing if they are to survive," said Rod Donald.

'Nurturing' is euphamistic watermelon speak for 'Protected by exhorbitant consumer demand killing tarrifs and taxpayer wallet destroying subsidies and corporate welfare handouts'.

P.S. This post is really just an attempt to see if I can get the #1 page on Google for a loony left wing MP.... I'm already doing pretty well for a Loony Conservative Christian Think Tank