David Farrar has it here...

Gives new meaning to the T-Shirt I found.

Those two can come get ripping drunk with me any day!

... and a bloody good thing it is too....

As a frequent traveler, the integrity of the passport system is fundamental to my not getting dicked around at customs. I'd like the NZ passport to remain one of the best passports to travel on and to do that we need to be tough with cheeky buggers like these two.

http://www.scoop.co.nz/mason/stories/PA0407/S00271.htm

Seems like most countries have a Watermelon party.... Green on the outside and red in the middle....

Here is former Social Credit pinup boy Rod Donald and Watermelon MP;

Yesterday's announcement that the Electrolux factory in Christchurch is shifting to Australia, with the loss of 150 jobs, is a reminder that our manufacturers need nurturing if they are to survive," said Rod Donald.

'Nurturing' is euphamistic watermelon speak for 'Protected by exhorbitant consumer demand killing tarrifs and taxpayer wallet destroying subsidies and corporate welfare handouts'.

P.S. This post is really just an attempt to see if I can get the #1 page on Google for a loony left wing MP.... I'm already doing pretty well for a Loony Conservative Christian Think Tank

Hooray.... When I mention Maxim Institute on my Blog Google puts me ahead of the Maxim Institute itself... I'm just behind Russel Brown.

http://www.google.co.nz/search?q=maxim+institute&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&start=10&sa=N

I'm trying to book some Air NZ flights at the moment.... I'm waiting in the phone service center queue (about 15 mins long) for the 3rd time today.....!!!!!

So I'm going to write a blog bitching about Air NZ and I'm going to keep bitching for as long as I remain on hold.

So here are the things that piss me off....

.... *and they answer*...

Answer to a parliamentary question...

For the year ending March 2007, the highest marginal tax rate for a working family with household income of $60,000 will be 95.2%, comprised as follows: income tax 39%, Family Support Tax Credit / Child Tax Credit abatement 30%, Accommodation Supplement abatement 25%, ACC earner premium 1.2%.

Hi everyone, I'm a developer on the Partner Response Team - basically, if any OEMs, ISVs, or operators have problems or feature requests that can't wait for the next major version, my team is on it.

http://blogs.msdn.com/windowsmobile/archive/2004/07/08/176072.aspx

OK so Scoble is a Longhorn Evangelist still (I think) but I've barely heard a peep out of anybody wrt Longhorn recently. It seems that it went whizzzz.... after PDC last year and now it's gone POP! Plenty of time is being spent Channel 9ing but almost all of that seems to be focused on current and early future tech.... though that's not all that bad a thing.

Has Microsoft officially pulled back from evangelizing (hyping) Longhorn? Are we going to see yet more slippage and rearranging of release dates, and particularly features? Might we see some of the cool dev stuff (Indigo etc...) for 2k3 server prior to Longhorn shipping?

C'mon Rob, preach to us brother!

OK so Scoble has been blogging about media center so I thinough I'd post some of my experiences getting my Media box all set up.

He asks what do we think?

Well I think that like him I'll be waiting till the next version which looks REALLY cool. Saw plenty of stuff about it @ The MVP summit... but if I told you I'd have to kill you.

So anyway.. wearing my hat I got the chance to eval Media Center 2004... but living down here in lil old New Zealand we don't have any settings in the MCE program guide for our country which meant I couldn't even get the channels to tune :-( I did spend about 7 hours trying to get it going though!

So... I'm waiting for the next version which should be released here to.

In the mean time I have taken the MCE remote that I was sent and coupled it with a couple of other bits of software to build a TV only solution.

I'm using:

• Snapstream Beyond TV to run the TV side of things and;
• Girder to run the remote control against Snapstream.

I have found a NZ TV listings site that is another 'tell you, kill you' sort of deal... but now I have pretty much everything I want in a Media box for the moment. Namely the ability to reduce the time I have to commit to watching the 6pm News from 1hr to about 20 minutes.

The Snapstream setup is pretty cool. Has a web interface for queuing sngs so all the crew here @ Kognition can queue up programs they want to watch and then pick them up over firewire onto their notebooks on the way home each day. I've got a Hauppauge PVR 250 tuner card which is just great. Snapstream have a MCE version of their application that supports movies and pictures and MP3s coming soon so maybe I'll change to that if MCE is still a wee way off. Snapstream also allows easy downsampling of recorded shows automagically into Pocket PC format! Now if I had to commute to work that would be just WIKKID!

Anyway.... the TV box is great- one of the guys I work with called it 'the coolest tech toy I've seen this year'... I'm inclined to agree.

Julia Lerman has a pic of a cool T over @ her site- really need to be into the apprentice to get it properly....

I want one of these shirts.

Bill pointed to this stuff earlier today...

Sorry but I couldn't resist bringing it up again....
http://www.scoop.co.nz/mason/stories/PA0110/S00440.htm

In an email response to a spoof highlighting all the dangers and deaths from water, Green MP Sue Kedgley's office said she was 'absolutely supportive' of a ban on dihydrogen monoxide in New Zealand.

LMAO.... check out this stunt pulled by Beureaucrash over the weekend... press release here... video here...

For our first act, the Bureaucrash Players infiltrated the Green's convention, renting tabling space under the name, "The Progressives Against Progress."

...

Our mission for the day was to out progressive the progressives, with outrageous proposals for regulation & redistribution, based firmly in their own socialist philosophy. We would judge our success by seeing how many of the convention attendees we could get to sign our petitions for such measures, even as we explained them into absurdity.

...

The Progressives...s proposals didnt receive the first hint of disagreement until we decided to step it up a notch, and start distributing our Nominate Castro for President flyers to the crowds of delegates, preparing to cast the first ballot for the partys nomination.

...

One gentleman, upon seeing the Castro flyers on our table, said that he didnt think nominating him was realistic, but rejoiced in the idea of recognizing his accomplishments. He explained, something truly wonderful is happening here, after which he started doing this little dance thing, and singing Guantanamera.

If you are an MSDN Universal Subscriber you can have MSDN Mag for free (in US or Canada) and $25 a year outside the US/Can.... Take a look for it under Special Offers in Subsciber Downloads

In the release notes of the latest emule build we find

'eMule can open the ports it needs on the internal WinXP(SP1 or 0) firewall itself either permanently (connection pref) or on each startup (extended settings) '

Now IMHO this is a HIGHLY priv. operation.... I hope that Windows throws some big ugly dialog boxes at you!

Lukas notes the Len Lye movie being shown in Auckland at the moment... if you really want to see some cool Len Lye stuff the New Plymouth Govett Brewster Art Gallery is the place. They have some truely phenomenal kinetic sculptures from the man who must surely be the grand master of that art. A photo simply does not do Trilogy (below) justice...

[UPDATE] In case you haven't seen it the above sculpture is about 10 meters high and hangs from the ceiling of the art gallery.... when running the sound alone is truely awe inspiring... and quite frightening!

You heard it there first I'll be speaking at Tech Ed in the second to last session of the whole conference... eeek....

More details as I prepare my content... be sure to look out for me... I'll be the one wearing the red shoes! I am allowed to wear my red shoes under the speaker dress code aren't I!?!

But who are the Keynote speakers this year???
Steve Riley?

Good to see Tony Goodhew back in this neck of the woods!

And Michael Howard... Nice one....

When I get time I like to do the odd bit of DJing... Lukas has pointed to his sets from his radio show hosted @ Twisted. I also have some sets hosted at twisted... Listen to them here...

Well if the Foreshore and Seabed Hikoi achieved but one thing then it is the tightening of the rules around certain dole payments- specifically the $200 'emergency travel' benefit.

The ODT reported yesterday

Wellington: The Government has moved to tighten emergency travel grant rules after May's foreshore and seabed hikoi highlighted problems with the regulations.

Thirteen of the 15,000 people who converged on Parliament on May 5 to protest the Foreshore and Seabed Bill had to claim emergency travel grants to get home after their travel plans fell through.

A spokesman for acting Social Development Minister Ruth Dyson yesterday said those people had not had to repay their grants but that the rules had been changed so that they would in future.

"People did need to prove that they were stranded, which in the regulations means that the previous travel arrangements that they had to return to their normal place of residence had fallen through and they were literally stranded in Wellington," the spokesman said.

"We did discover an inconsistency because if people get grants, for instance, to attend funerals or tangi, which we can also provide, they are recoverable, so people are required to pay them back."

Emergency travel grants had always been capped at $200 and now all would have to be paid back through regular deductions from an individual's benefit.

The grant also applied to a beneficiary's spouse and dependent children, with $200 able to be claimed for each person.

"We looked at it at the time of the hikoi. It was an obvious inconsistency," the spokesman said.

National MP Katherine Rich welcomed the change but doubted it would have happened without opposition pressure.

Many New Zealanders had believed it was unfair that some people had chosen to march to Wellington but said when they got there "hey, we haven't got enough money to get home", Mrs Rich said.

"The travellers who made a choice to come down to Wellington for the hikoi and then found themselves in a situation where they couldn't get home annoyed a lot of people, because one of the things you've got to do when you are on a benefit is be available for and searching for work," Mrs Rich said.

"In my view, you're not doing either of those things if you're on a hikoi."

The change was effective from July 1.

Angel is blogging some stuff on the new System.Transactions namespace in 2.0 of the Framework.

Looks very sweet- Distributed Transaction support baked right in. No more kludgy enterprise services stuff- I always found it a real pain- if I remember right to get declarative transaction support you had to be a context bound object, strng named and a few other contraints that just made things a pain to do....

Someone was asking about Mono on a mailing list that I subscribe to... so I waded in....

To me even at the hobbyist level the whole open source thing is political/cultural more than it is cost based. You can do a huge amount on the cheap/free (as in beer) with .NET as well. Now with the release of the Express Edition products it is even easier.

Ok so Army Steve (Smith) is now in Kuwait. If you have been following his blog it looks as though he has jumped through most of the usual military hoops to get there....

I received a very thoughtful piece through the email this morning... it filtered through our New Zealand Territorial Force (Reservist) command and through my dad to me... it makes quite touching reading. Google tells me it's been sydicated widely.. but it is well worth reading if you have not already.

http://www.military.com/NewContent/0,13190,Galloway_062304,00.html

WASHINGTON - The Internet, which fills our inboxes with spam and scams every day and keeps our delete keys shiny, occasionally delivers a real keeper, such as the words below, which were written by a graduate of West Point, Class of 2003, who's now at war in Iraq.

We tracked down the author, who gave us permission to quote from his letter so long as we didn't reveal his name.

Old soldiers in the Civil War coined a phrase for green troops who survived their first taste of battle: "He has seen the elephant." This Army lieutenant sums up the combat experience better than many a grizzled veteran:....

http://blogs.msdn.com/stevenpr/archive/2004/06/30/170289.aspx

Hi everyone My name is Steven Pratschner.  Im the Program Manager for the CLR that ships as part of the .Net Compact Framework.  I intend to use this blog to post information on various topics related to the Compact Framework, including versioning, interop, diagnostics, performance and so on.  In many cases Ill cover topics that either havent been covered by the formal product documentation yet or are new in the publicly available pre-releases of Whidbey.  Ill also look at features that behave slightly differently in the Compact Framework than they do on the full .Net Framework

I'd be keen on a bit of insight into how the Garbage Collecter differs from the desktop...

Pippa, my cousin, has written a book on Juice- my aunt sent me a copy to go with my new Juicer.

The book is nice and light on the 'health nut' side of juicing which is a good thing. Too much focus on 'liver cleansing wheat grass tonic' gives me visions of Jeanette Fitzsimplesimons and her merry band of hippies.

The book is set out based on times of the day. Don't know if my juicer cleaning skills are quite up the the degree of regularity encouraged by the book but there are some really bizarre but quite decadent sounding recipes in there. On my list for this weekend is Strawberry Must: Strawberries, Balsamic Vinegar, Cream, Honey.... sounds strangely divine ...

Thanks Pip! You're on juicing juty[sic] for my post wedding brunch in Feb!

I find that every time I dive into doing something with Regular Expressions I look for a tool to help me test them... and every time I spend a good wee while looking for a good tool.

So here is a good tool- http://royo.is-a-geek.com/iserializable/regulator/ - selfishly posted here so that I can easily find it next time I'm dealing with RegEx stuff...

Air New Zealand has just announced that they will be implementing a Super Economy class on their 747 fleet and the new 777 ERs and one assumes the 7E7s when they arrive. Details here.

The most significant thing is that there will be in seat power and an extra 5-6 inches of leg room. I'm sold already!

I just hope that 'Premium Service' doesn't mean that I'll have to pay for expensive NZ wines and fancy food.... Give me airline stodge and a can of coke any day as long as I can have a power socket for my PC!

Now if they would just install Boeing Connexion it'll be just about perfect.
http://www.connexionbyboeing.com/

http://www.hohto.to/forums/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=17720

[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"