Now there is SPAM... and then there is the building manager sending you shit  like the fact that someone has lost a mug......

“It is a particularly big mug with Yellow on the inside and kind of Bluewith a Daisy on the outside. It is my favourite mug and I would very much like it back. If you have seen it, borrowed it, or are otherwise in possession of it could you please return it to the Kitchen.”

..... I think Jacek snuck in and took it!