From their mailbag....

HDN Cash writes:

I will bet you 10,000 dollars that you won't put your picture on the website. I will bet another 10,000 dollars that you are a fat, pasty white, patchouli-wearing liberal skank whore who would fuck limbaugh laying on the side of the road. How about this, go fuck yourself.

Dear HDN:

$10,000! You must be very successful. I like successful men. I tell you what. You put up the cash, Ill put up the pic. But youd lose the other ten grand, too. While I do not wear patchouli, I have been known to use a sprig or three in Michelles Famous Mint Jelly. I hear Limbaugh loves eating mint jelly on the side of the road, so in a way, youre half-right. Maybe just make the check out for $15,000 and well call it even?

Faithfully, Michelle